White out inventer9/20/2023 ![]() ![]() Good luck sexing your way out of this one, Einstein. Wait, that isn't interesting? It's plagiarism. Shoots that whole "maybe Einstein didn't read any other papers" theory right to shit, doesn't it? It's interesting that Einstein sat studying and discussing the work of Poincaré for years, published a book that featured a theory that was startlingly similar to Poincaré's, and then didn't reference Poincaré once in the entire book. The book goes on to specifically mention how Poincaré was one of the scientists that Einstein and his battalion of nerds would discuss. According to Peter Galison's Einstein's Clocks, Poincaré's Maps: Empires of Time, Einstein and a small group of his fellow nerdlings formed a group called The Olympia Academy and would regularly gather to discuss their own works as well as the works of current scientists. Maybe Einstein's paper didn't contain any sources because he genuinely didn't read any other current physics texts or papers. We don't want to jump to any conclusions here. Really? Not one source? Even we cite sources, Albert, and we're friggin' Cracked. Well, put down that Digital Monster, high schooler, because we are about to blow your mind: Gal-Gal did not invent the telescope. If you asked the average high schooler what Galileo's lasting contribution to science was, they would most likely reply "the telescope" before going off to listen to their Rhianna records and play with their Digimon, (Is that what high schoolers do these days? We don't even know anymore). Galileo Galilee or "Gal-Gal," as he is more commonly known, was an Italian astronomer, physicist and mathematician. ![]() To those of you unfortunate enough to have been subjected to a lifetime in the public school system, we've got some bad news for you that you probably won't find in your text books: Every brilliant inventor you've ever loved is a huge, thieving asshole. We avoided the years and years of brainwashing that accompanies a standard education. See, we slept through high school, so we were lucky. From both these locations, KONG has been able to reach further, strengthen the consistency of the KONG brand, and grow its partnerships with retailers.It has become clear that it's up to the Cracked staff to re-educate America. In 2009 a similar opportunity for global growth presented itself, and KONG began operations in Australia. Global growth continued in 2004 and there was an opportunity to expand sales and operations functions for Europe into the UK. If an opportunity for a new toy or category arose, it was vetted out to determine if it met the quality standards for safety and playability long term. KONG took each new product into consideration with a goal to find the highest quality toys, not just another toy. Each rubber type comes in sizes ranging from XS to XXL depending on the type of rubber.Īs the brand grew around the classic shape and the concept of stuffing, KONG realized there was opportunity to expand the brand into new product areas because dogs need a variety of ways to play. KONG Classic, KONG Extreme, KONG Puppy and KONG Senior. The KONG rubber line now consisted of four rubber types. This emphasis expanded the product offerings to include the Puppy KONG and Senior KONG. This had proved the KONG stuffing emphasis was a very viable solution to focus branding energy on moving forward.Ī second new emphasis was expanding the product offerings to include a line created especially for puppies, and eventually senior dogs, which created the need for additional rubber strengths besides the Classic and the Extreme. The first consumable launched was Stuff’N Paste which later was renamed Easy Treat, and is still the best-selling consumable KONG has to date. KONG worked on consumable options to bring awareness to consumers that the KONG can be stuffed. First, to give the beloved Snowman shape more attention. This new concept allowed for more focused emphasis on the Classic shape in two distinct areas. It was more than just a beloved, durable chew toy it could be an entertaining puzzle that keeps dogs’ attention while minimizing negative behavior. This puzzle-offering enlightenment refined the course for KONG. The word was also getting out that you could STUFF dog food and treats INSIDE of a KONG. As for the KONG Classic, more people were learning the benefits of stuffing a KONG. ![]()
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